Deep Thoughts by Steven Smith

Steven loves to pee outside.  It must be a boy thing because I don't get it.  Why would one prefer to pee outside with the cold breeze, dirt, insects, and other potential hazards?  I know that when Matt and my brothers are out in Elbert and they start drinking, they also start walking outside to pee.  So strange...

Anyway, Steven and I were talking about his preference to pee outside.  He said, "I wish I could poop outside, too."   I quickly responded with a stern "No!  We don't poop outside!  You can pee outside, but you save your poop for the toilet."  Steven added, "Dogs poop outside."  I replied, "Yes, dogs poop outside, but people poop in the toilet."  With a heavy sigh, Steven said, "I wish I was a dog.  Then I could poop outside."